my sisters under your porch take her home
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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