New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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