Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
