Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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