pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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