There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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