let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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