Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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