if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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