She said her name was "party"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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