So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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