I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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