Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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