They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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