fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I need a beard to bite.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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