Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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