I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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