Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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