I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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