yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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