your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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