did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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