yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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