Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
did i just pee glitter
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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