We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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