Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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