i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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