Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
So gin and wine won't be happening again
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
did you just send me my own nude
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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