glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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