So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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