dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
accomplished twins. life is a go
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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