Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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