You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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