I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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