the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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