I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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