come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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