Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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I need you to use more vowels.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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