Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Randomize
