Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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