when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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