You're completely useless in the revolution.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
tell your sister to shave her snatch
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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