Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
