Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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