Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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