Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
she smelled like a LAN party
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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