do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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