please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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