just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
My dick has a subreddit
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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