i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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