Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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