i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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