Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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