I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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